50 Kids knock knock jokes that are always funny


Knock knock knock

  • who is there?
  • Amos
  • Amos who?
  • Amosquito

Knock knock knock

  • Who is there?
  • pee
  • pee who?
  • peep out the hole and see me

Knock knock knock

  • who is there?
  • Clair,
  • clair who?
  • clair the way am sliding over

knock knock knock

  • who is there
  • there
  • there who?
  • there is an ice cream truck coming our way

knock knock knock

  • who is there?
  • Happy
  • happy who?
  • happy to see you

knock knock knock

  • who is there?
  • stay,
  • stay who
  • stay safe at home

knock knock knock

  • who is there?
  • Dont
  • Dont who
  • Dont open the door because there is a monkey jumping around the neighborhood

knock knock knock

  • who is there
  • gimme
  • gimme who
  • gimme a high five when you open the door

knock knock knock

  • who is it
  • its marco
  • marco who
  • marco polo

knock knock knock

  • who is there
  • its sponge
  • sponge who
  • spongebob square pants
  • tell me a secret
  • will you tell anybody?
  • no not at all
  • how do i trust you

knock knock knock

  • who is there
  • its ama
  • ama who
  • ama keep your secret safe
  • let us go and play in the field
  • okay
  • what game do you want us to play?

knock knock knock

  • who is there
  • it is catch
  • catch who
  • catch me if you can
  • am bored and i do not know what to watch. what do you have in mind?

knock knock knock

  • who is there
  • its nick
  • nick who
  • nickelodeon is an interesting channel

knock knock knock

  • who is there
  • it is phess
  • phess who
  • phess masks are a protective wear to protect us from bad cold

knock knock knock

  • who is there
  • it is ted
  • ted who?
  • teddy bears give the warmest hugs

knock knock knock

  • who is there
  • it is alot
  • alot who?
  • alot of sugar is not good for your teeth
  • hey, i have been staying at home and am bored. can i come visit you

knock knock knock

  • who is there
  • staie
  • staie who
  • staie indoors until our parents say we could go out again
  • I have missed you so much
  • i have missed you too nephew
  • How can i see you soon uncle

Knock knock knock

who is there,

skype

skype who

skype with me so you can see me and talk to your cousins

knock knock knock

who is there

clock go

clock go who?

clock do not go who they go click

knock knock knock

who is there

i blow

i blow who

i blow bubbles and fight crime

knock knock knock

who is there

i roach

i roach who?

i roach you a poem, did you read it?

knock knock knock

who is there?

obey

obey who

obey your parents and God will reward you

knock knock knock

who is it?

please

please who?

please hurry up because it is about to rain

what do you love to eat for breakfast?

there is a lot to choose but i love one thing for sure

what thing is that?

knock knock knock

who is there

pan

pan who

pancakes are may favorite meal for breakfast

knock knock knock

who is it

it is scold

scold who

scold to be walking around in a t-shirt

knock knock knock

who is it

hakuna

hakuna who

hakuna matata

knock knock knock

who is it?

am honored

am honored who

am honored that you are my friend

knock knock knock

who is there

alex

alex who

alexplain when you let me in

Knock knock knock

who is it

Tushot

Tushot who

Tushot to ring the door bell

Knock knock knock

who is there?

Amstrong

Amstrong who?

Amstrong enough to carry you from the house down the block and back

Am in the kitchen, would you like something?

lemme think

knock knock knock

who is it

Beca

Beca who?

Beca cake for me please

Knock knock knock

who is it?

Spell

Spell who?

W – H – O

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Norma Lee.

Norma Lee who?

Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!

knock knock knock

who is there?

luke

luke who

luke who showed up for my birthday. i am so happy.

lets play a game where you as me who i am

what’s the name of the game

knock knock knock

who is it?

This

This who?

This is the name of the game

knock knock knock

Who is there?

Martin

Martin who?

Martin our living room got washed after my young sister spilled her food allover it

Mummy i want to sleep but i can not get any sleep

You want me to sing you a song baby?

yes please

okay

knock knock knock

who is there?

go to sleep

go to sleep who?

go to sleep m,y lovely child go to sleep so that you can wake up early with the beautiful

morning bird.

knock knock knock

who is there?

Isint

isint who?

Isint anybody at home to welcome me in

knock knock knock

who is it?

Lauvin

Lauvin who?

lauvin you is thebest i can do to show you how a great kid you are

knock knock knock

who is it?

A hear

A hear who?

A hear you are having a birthday this coming weekend. Would you like me to help you plan for it?

Knock knock knock

who is it?

a rawberry

a rawberry who?

a rawberry is not sweet

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Adoor.

Adoor who?

Adoor is blocking us from seeing eachother. Open up!

knock knock knock

who is there?

Adam

Adam who?

A dam is one of the water storage facility

Knock knock knock

who is there?

Derick

Derick who?

Derick wash your hands every frequently

Knock knock knock

who is there?

Rango

Rango who?

Rango the town sherrif

knock knock knock

who is there

Isa

Isa who?

Isa good thing to respect our parents

Knock knock knock

who is it?

Lyne

Lyne who?

Lyne on my shoulder when you feel tired

knock knock knock

who is it?

Abby

Abby who?

a bby there when you get off school

Knock knock know

Who is there?

It is a boy

it is a boy who?

it is a boy scout

knock knock knock

Who is it?

purple

purple who?

purple is a royal colour

D. Hahn

DIY guru, dad, husband, blogger. When I'm not creating life hacks I'm teaching my kids how to fix stuff after their dad breaks it.

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